Acting double... if you can hear this... This would be a good time to take over!

I keep wondering if one day Ill wake up and see the damn camera that's been filming me!

I have thought about it long and hard... and this is the only possible explanation! My life is being filmed for somebody to watch as prime time entertainment!

How else do you explain the unending drama, the change of moods from elation to irritation in seconds, with only the background music missing? The string of unexplained, random decisions to take my life from blissful ignorance to this balancing act with a hundred different things hanging on the very end of my fragile nerves? I mean its got every element you can think of drama, comedy, bliss, loss bundled with all the emotions ever defined in the English language. The tip of this crappy irony filled script is that I am the sole character here! I play all roles one can possibly fathom! Call it narcissism, self glory if you will..... hell its exhausting is what it is! 

And here I am hoping that my acting double will show up and take over soon!!